Shinnfans,
Our car recently got his first California plates. Here’s an open letter of congratulations to her. Feel free to comment with advice, warnings, or welcome letters from your vehicles.
Plastic-Car,
Congratulations on your new accessories. You should realize that these accessories come with a whole new level of responsibility. You now have obligations to California herself to play cool music, look cool while you ride around town, and generally be cool (especially when it’s hot outside!). This should all be in an effort to honor your newly adopted state of residence, who has mainly coolness going for her. Also, if you carry around that hot blonde in our family well, that’ll be considered coolness, too. Keep up the good work, and don’t forget the feel of my butt in the driver’s seat.
Congratulations,
Andrew